I just want to close my eyes and fall asleep happy, knowing that when Neville Longbottom SPOILER FROM THE BOOKS went back to Hogwarts to teach planty things, every single student wanted to tap that ass, and every single young nubile lady teacher probably did. Heck, maybe McGonagall, too. She seemed a potentially randy sort. I don’t know her life.
Pottermania! The Single Ladies are not immune.