I’m not great at not emotionally vomiting on a bro after we’ve had some sort of romantic encounter, especially if I can sense he doesn’t want to hear it. Playing it cool is the hardest thing to do, but dudes are mad textbook and fall for the dumbest mind trickery imaginable. The day before he leaves just be like, “I had a lot of fun with you. Call me when you’re back in town,” and then just PEACE OUT. Do not call, do not text, do not even look back when you’re walking out that door. Go enjoy your summer before you start in with the,“I love you and I just needed you to know that before you pork chicks on other continents and make me feel badly about myself,” stuff. Maybe you’ll be the one who gets a shiny object waved in front of your face and by the time he comes back, you’ll be like “Fuck buddy, who? I don’t think I have this number saved in my phone.” And for the record, I feel you, girl. I feel you. Emotionally unavailable men can be so sexy. ☹

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OMG I LOVE MOLLS’ ADVICE COLUMN.

Also, I was always really jealous of the girls who just like… KNEW THIS right off the bat. (There were like, three of them.) (I guess they were the ones who were never “insecure” or “had issues.”) (Or at least they were better at pretending?)

Also one of my really wise friends once told me that the second they come back is the second you really, genuinely, actually have moved on. Like you’re not even playing hard to get anymore or whatever, you actually do NOT GIVE A SHIT, and then they’re all, HEYYYYY GIRL

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