All the Single Ladies

I just spent an entire weekend with nothing but couples - being reminded consistently that a certain someone didn’t have time to hang out with me this weekend - and has yet to offer any plan or desire to meet up for over 2 weeks.  Therefore, I’m getting serious ladies.  I just paid $135 cold hard plastic for a 6 month subscription to match.com so that I can find some male companionship.  I took the initiative to email TWO men I found appealing, so we’ll see where this goes.  I figure it can’t get any worse than this dry spell I’m in right now, right?