All the Single Ladies

A: Saw this and thought of you: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lunzz4dGGv1qdmfbco1_500.png

M: Ha! It’s funny cuz it’s true. I wonder if the names are arranged alphabetically, chronologically, or thematically. Mine would be thematically arranged, I think.

A: What are your fucking themes?

M: Origin of wanting to fuck:
1) Met/Noticed while traveling
2) Fictional characters (literary)
3) Met/Noticed while working
4) Met/Noticed while in school
5) Met/Noticed around town
6) Fictional characters (cinematic)

Cross referenced with fantasy fuck scenario:
1) Warm climate
2) Cold climate
3) Office/School setting
4) His mansion (duh)
5) My mansion (duh)

Cross referenced with physical characteristics:
1) TDH
2) Teddy bears
3) Blondes
4) Soccer physiques
5) Hipsters
6) Jocks

A: I wish I could put this on the Internet. Post to ATSL!