M: False Alarm

Short Stop cancelled the trip on Thursday. All that cleaning and waxing and grocery shopping for nothing! He is rescheduling for three weeks from now, and I will have to do the whole thing over again. He got an important job interview he apparently couldn’t reschedule. I THINK IF HE TOLD THEM THEY WERE INTERFERING WITH HIS SEX LIFE, THEY COULD HAVE FOUND A WAY TO ACCOMODATE HIM. Sometimes, you just have to ask, you know?

It is maybe for the best, though, as I’m dealing with a little cockroach problem. Nasty, nasty huge-ass cockroaches. There might have only been one, but when is that ever the case? Sickatating. Generally not something that a dude looks for when shacking up with a lady for the weekend, either.